College Poem
While talking about college
We should really acknowledge
What certain schools represent
The Gators, Rams, Cowboys, and Cyclones
Have certain statistics that should be well known
Listen carefully because my facts are well shown
We’ll start with the University of Florida
It’s not all just classrooms and corridors
Some say the tuition is horrible
21,000 a year
Might sound sincere
But it’s not that great because that’s just in-state
Out of state is forty-three thousand
With 50,000 students enrolled, that might seemed crowded
But that’s not the money that is really counted
And Gainesville is the city where the school was founded
The endowment of UF is 1.359 bil
To some that number will give them chills
Some are in college just for the thrills
But in the end they will be stuck paying off bills
But some are in college with shoes to fulfill
Learn skills, and reach the top of the hill
Get a job and make a mil
UF is just your average large public university that a lot of kids attend
Not caring about the money that they’ll spend
Going to the school is really a trend
But we should really ascend to the west end
In Oklahoma
To get into here you’ll need more than a diploma
Stats like these will put you in a coma
Mr. Oklahoma State President
Is probably living rather pleasant
He makes about four hundred and thirty thou a year
And Pistol Pete is the mascot firing shots in the air
The school is about half women, and half men
And their basketball team just barely made the top ten
This school and Florida are rather comparable
Both their endowments are terrible yet tolerable
But a school like Iowa St. is more bearable
It’s endowment and tuition are lower which is a big difference
It’s because of its position
The schools location will drive you insane
Located in Ames
Such a boring place
This school disgraced and misplaced because it is landlocked
It will never be overstocked
Because it is locked in the middle of the country
Most of their students are in state
But you’ll see that is the usual case
Most students chose a state school
So they don’t have to throw all their money in the pool
Iowa St. is definitely a good choice
The only reason it has low attendance is because of it’s location and low voice
Last but not least is VCU
Located in a city that’s huge!
Richmond, Virginia with a population of more than two-hundred thou
With such a large endowment it will make you say wow
And just as the others go, there are less men than women
And the main ethnicities are white, black and Asian.
This schools attendance is a lot higher because of its alignment
That is the main influence on all the schools in my assignment
The bigger the city, the larger the school
And the lower the cost if it is a state school
So by majority rule
That is how these colleges speak for college in general
So if you get the chance
copy this all down with a pencil
Because it is sentimental and could be essential to help you get you credentials to succeed
That is all
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